1.5 billion people hold USD, what if we get them to hold $USD
$USD – Useless Shitcoin Derivative
The most ironically stable token in crypto. Pegged to absolutely nothing and backed by zero fundamentals, $USD exists purely to mock the illusion of value in a market full of vapor. Whether you’re hedging your hopium, betting against common sense, or just want to flex on reality itself—$USD is your go-to derivative of degeneracy.Hold it. Trade it. Worship it ironically.
Because in the end… all money is made up.
